J’me marre !

Je viens de recevoir un Xème e-mail dans lequel on me propose – évidemment – plein de sous…

En voici la copie :

 

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

MUAMMAR GADAFFI`S FAMILY FUND.

Hello Sir/Madam,

It is my pleasure to contact you. Please this transaction should be kept confidential because of the gravity of the transaction. We all know the past crises of Libya, the stories about late President Muammar Gaddafi and his family and how they looted the Libyans treasury and hidden funds in various countries.

I am an attorney to Saif Al-Islam Gaddafi the second son of Late Libyan President Muammar Gaddafi. During the crisis in Libya, he mandated me to deposit the sum of Forty Five Million US Dollars ($45,000,000.00) with a Security Company which will be disclosed to you during the course of this transaction as you indicate interest. The fund is in cash, packaged and sealed in 3 trunk boxes. Now that the war is over and Saif al-Islam Gaddafi is in jail and facing prosecution, there is no member of Gaddafi`s family that knows about the fund. I want to use your contact to move out the fund to your country for investment.

All I need is your total corporation and compliance to assist in this project and I will do my best to ensure that the transaction is done successfully. I am a good international lawyer; I am capable of providing every documentation and defense to back up the fund. Any good lawyer is subject to strict standards of professional responsibility. These standards are set forth in codes of conduct and Privileges, ethics, rules of professional conduct that are established by state bar associations. Although, the rules varies from State to State, Nations to Nations but as a lawyer we will not have any problem.

To proceed with this project, I will need your full names, address and cell phone and fax number. When I receive it, I will submit your particulars to the security Company where the trunk was deposited. They will then make arrangement to have the trunks delivered to you in the given address. When the trunk arrives, I will give you code number to open the trunk to have access to the cash. For your assistance, you will be entitled to 35%, 5% would be mapped out for any expenses that might be in-cured in the process while the remaining 60% will be for me and my family and for the investment purpose.

Upon the successful delivery of the fund to you, I will make a travel arrangement to meet with you for sharing and investment of the fund.

Thanking you in advance for your corporation and assistance.

Expecting to hear from you soon.

Mr. Peter Voyo

Private No: +2778197866
Fax: +27 86763000
Country:  South Africa.
Email.voyo.peter@yahoo.com.hk

 

Bon, alors, en gros, ce mec est un avocat qui représente un des fils de Gaddafi, lequel fils a planque quarante-cinq millions de dollars via l’avocaillon en question. Lequel avocaillon voudrait rapatrier le blé quelque part pour en profiter tout seul…

Alors, comme l’avocat est con, il n’arrive pas à faire passer cet argent à l’étranger, et il fait donc appel à moi pour faire passer les frontières à ce pognon volé à son prétendu client.

Mais comme il est doublement con, il me propose de garder 40% du trésor, dont 5% pour les frais … que je vais devoir avancer…

Bin tiens…

 

Le pire, c’est que des gens se laissent prendre à ce genre de stupidités !

 

Je vous laisse les coordonnées du con de l’avocat, des fois que vous voudriez l’appeler pour lui dire bonjour et le remercier de vous avoir fait rire…

 

dimanche

 

 

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5 réflexions sur “J’me marre !

  1. oui, des gens se font avoir,
    malheureusement,
    et meme des gens en histoire de coeur, ils pensent avoir une femme de l’autre coté de l’ecran et se sont des mecs qui se moquent et demande de l argent pour pouvoir venir en France et se rencontrer,
    j ai vu une emission la dessus,

    J’aime

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